Punctuality Pun Lover Gifts

The early bird gets the worm; the late mouse gets the cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Late BroomStick

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Am I the first one here?'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Time Clock

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

The static electric eel is very rare.

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

'You give me goose bumps!'