Punctuality Philosopher Gifts

Arrivals Board

"I'm going to be on time today because it's fun to try new things."

'Tell the boss I'm leaving an hour early this afternoon, to make up for being an hour late this morning.'

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Time Clock

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"You're late."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"How about fashionably never?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!