Punctuality Gifts

'You're late!'

He was way ahead of his time. Well, not way ahead, only about 10 seconds.

"You're late."

Internal Clocks.

The early bird gets the worm; the late mouse gets the cheese.

"Actually, I'm not as late as usual, Mr. Davis...so technically I'm early!"

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

"Your lecture on promptness seems to have worked - they were all out of here bang on five."

Time getting away

'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'

"You're late!"

"No wonder Hopkins is never late for work!"

"I just took my tea-break before I left for work this morning!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

Justin Time

Train Arrivals

"You're late!"

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'You were supposed to be here hours ago - and don't try to tell me you forgot!'

Time Clock

'In recognition of 50 years service and never late going home...'

You're late!

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'm going to be on time today because it's fun to try new things."

Late BroomStick

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines