Punctuality Pro Gifts

Clock in, Clock out.

Kangaroo in a hurry.

"You're late."

"Wake up late this morning?"

"I can't believe it! They started without me!"

Deadlines, Inc.

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Time Clock

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Sorry I'm late.'

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"How about fashionably never?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Internal Clocks.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'