Punctuality Activist Gifts

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

'Sorry I'm late!'

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

Late for a date,,,

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Is that a new watch?"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"You're late."

'You're early!...'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'