Punctuality Challenger Gifts

Watch - later, not yet, too late, Nah not yet.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"He's always late - he says he doesn't like to be kept waiting."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"It's Saturday! You're late."

"What sort of time do you call this"

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Sorry I'm late, Boss. My internal alarm clock was overridden by my internal snooze button.

"Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic."

We apologize for the late arrival of your 'Railway Times' magazine subscription...

Why the Bovines are always late - 'Oh, Howard...I look like an absolute cow in this skirt.'

'We had show-and-tell at the office. When I showed up late, the boss told me I was all through.'

"Are we late?"

My name is Bob, and I'm a late-a-holic.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Deadlines, Inc.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"You're late."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Help! Set me free!"