
"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."
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"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."
That guy's always running late.
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.
Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.
"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."
Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'
Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.
"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."
'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.
The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake
'Time manager'
"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."
"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"
Big Ben
"Help! Set me free!"
"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."
'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'
If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!
Late for a date,,,
'You're late for our meeting again'
You're 22 hours early, Lance. I thought I was two hours late. Which do you prefer?
'Sorry I'm late!'
"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"
"Is that a new watch?"
'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'
'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'
'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'
"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"
"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."
White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'
"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."
Cuckoo flying out of its clock.
"You're late."
'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'
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