Punctuality Underdog Gifts

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

Sundial Time

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Time Clock

Deadlines, Inc.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Time manager'

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

Internal Clocks.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'You're late for our meeting again'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

Late for a date,,,

"Is that a new watch?"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'