Punctuality Pundits Gifts

'Time manager'

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Am I the first one here?'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Time Clock

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Deadlines, Inc.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"You're late."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

Big Ben

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Late for a date,,,

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."