Punctuality Ponderers Gifts

Millie's Gear Slips

Late again!

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

Sundial Time

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Time Clock

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Clock in, Clock out.

Internal Clocks.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'Sorry I'm late!'

Late for a date,,,

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."