Punctuality Ponderer Gifts

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'The great thing about being a snail is that I always have a good excuse for being late...'

'Sorry I'm late.'

Belated $3 birthday cards. 'Darn. All I've got is two bucks.' Bob was always a day late and a dollar short.

'Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else.'

'Sorry I'm late, but I didn't get here on time.'

'Late again. What's your excuse?; - 'Stop me if you've heard this one.'

"Sorry I'm late, chief - I fell back when I should have sprung ahead."

'I'm sorry I'm late. I missed the 8.15...It was on time.'

'What's the point getting in on time if there's nobody to appreciate it?'

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

"What do you mean, 'why am I late?'... I thought you said, everyone learns at their own pace."

"I just took my tea-break before I left for work this morning!"

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Hello dear, have I kept you waiting long?'

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

"The white rabbit gets fired"

"Yes, I'm late, but I don't have a watch and it's overcast: how am I supposed to tell the time?"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Dinner and Theatre

"You always arrive late! Yes, but notice how I always leave early."

"I'm not used to being in court this early."

'You're 'only' ten minutes late?-- do you realize how far the Universe has EXPANDED in those ten minutes?'

'You have to start leaving for work earlier. Even I beat you to the office this morning.'

Train Arrivals

'Early for detention? See you at 2pm.'

"If Mr. Jackel ever gets here, ask him about this award for always being late at his last job."

"Sorry I'm late. I didn't leave on time."

Time Management Seminar Schedule.

"Sixteen geo-coordinated gadgets and still you're late."

A man is stood in at a train station watching a train arrivals board.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

A School Girl and Teacher.

Sooner or Later