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Millie's Gear Slips

Late again!

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

Late BroomStick

Sundial Time

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Deadlines, Inc.

Time Clock

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"You're late."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Internal Clocks.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

Late for a date,,,

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"The white rabbit gets fired"