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"This is called the 7:59 because it actually arrived at this time once...."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Sorry I'm late.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Time manager'

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Big Ben

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Late for a date,,,

"The white rabbit gets fired"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"