Punctuality Skeptic Pillows

"This is called the 7:59 because it actually arrived at this time once...."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Time manager'

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Late for a date,,,

"Is that a new watch?"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."