Punctuality Challengers Pillows

"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Time manager'

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Big Ben

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

Late for a date,,,

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Is that a new watch?"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

'You're late for our meeting again'

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"You're late."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."