Punctuality Rebel Pillows

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Late again. No, I took my coffee break before coming in.'

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'The big boss finally noticed me. He saw me arrive an hour late.'

"You very rarely get to work on time, your reports are always late you completely miss most meetings..."

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Time Clock

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Internal Clocks.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Is that a new watch?"

Late for a date,,,

'You're late for our meeting again'

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."