Punctuality Champion Pillows

'Honestly! If she doesn't hurry up, we're going to miss the boat!'

'Late again after lunch, huh?'

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Time Clock

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"You're late."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"How about fashionably never?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Clock in, Clock out.

Internal Clocks.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Late for a date,,,

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'Sorry I'm late!'