Punctuality Prodigy Pillows

"How about fashionably never?"

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"You're late."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Is that a new watch?"

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

Late for a date,,,

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"You're late."

'You're early!...'