Punctuality Wizard Pillows

"Here's an idea to get people into work on time."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Deadlines, Inc.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"You're late."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Help! Set me free!"

"How about fashionably never?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Big Ben

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Late for a date,,,

'Sorry I'm late!'

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'