Punctuality Wizard Pillows

"Here's an idea to get people into work on time."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Deadlines, Inc.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

Big Ben

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"How about fashionably never?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

Late for a date,,,

"The white rabbit gets fired"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'