Punctuality Guru Pillows

'You're early!...'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

Deadlines, Inc.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"You're late."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Time manager'

"How about fashionably never?"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Clock in, Clock out.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Is that a new watch?"

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Late for a date,,,

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

'Sorry I'm late!'

"You're late."