Punctuality Pundit Pillows

'Your starting time is eight o'clock sharp, Ms. Larue. I can't have you strolling in here whenever you damned well please.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"Actually, I'm not as late as usual, Mr. Davis...so technically I'm early!"

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"Sorry, I'm late. My train was delayed."

Like every morning, Mitch thought that happiness could be measured by the statistical probability that his train would arrive on time.

'We were expecting a load of plumbers and electrictions, - but they're late.'

'The final straw was showing up late for his time management training.'

'Passengers are asked to evacuate the station as a train has arrived suspiciously on time.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Sorry I'm late.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Time manager'

"Help! Set me free!"

"How about fashionably never?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'