Punctuality Philosopher Pillows

Arrivals Board

"I'm going to be on time today because it's fun to try new things."

'Tell the boss I'm leaving an hour early this afternoon, to make up for being an hour late this morning.'

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Time Clock

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"How about fashionably never?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

Internal Clocks.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'