Punctuality Prophet Pillows

Notice: Be Prepared for Some Trains to Run on Time

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Time Clock

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"You're late."

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"How about fashionably never?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Clock in, Clock out.

Internal Clocks.

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."