Punctuality Prophet Pillows

Notice: Be Prepared for Some Trains to Run on Time

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Time Clock

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"You're late."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"How about fashionably never?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."