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Poor Planning

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Time Clock

Deadlines, Inc.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"You're late."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Sorry I'm late.'

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Big Ben

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Late for a date,,,

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"The white rabbit gets fired"

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."