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"Oh, great. Now I'll be late for work."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

Deadlines, Inc.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"How about fashionably never?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I have to get this project finished."

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Late for a date,,,

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"