Punctuality Warrior Prints

"Oh, great. Now I'll be late for work."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"You're late."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"How about fashionably never?"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I have to get this project finished."

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Late for a date,,,

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."