Punctuality Seeker Mugs

Poor Planning

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Time Clock

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Late for a date,,,

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"