'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'
Punctuality Enthusiasts Mugs
Start their day with a smile! Our punctuality enthusiast mugs feature clever designs that celebrate being on time and respecting every second, making mornings a little brighter.
Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?
You're two hours late. Sorry, I overslept. You overslept. Overslept. Overslept, overslept, overslept, overslept!!! Overheated. Boss overwrought.
A man late for his train
Wife finds husband asleep when they are late to go out
Sundial Time
Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head
'Am I the first one here?'
'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'
"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."
Deadlines, Inc.
'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'
"You're late."
'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.
Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03
'Time manager'
Big Ben
"How about fashionably never?"
"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."
"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."
"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"
"Help! Set me free!"
Clock in, Clock out.
If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!
"Is that a new watch?"
"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."
"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."
"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"
"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"
'Sorry I'm late!'
Late for a date,,,
'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'
Punctuality Enthusiasts Mugs Collection
Punctuality Enthusiasts Pillows
Discover comfortable pillows that humorously honor the punctuality enthusiast in your life—perfect for adds of timely humor to any space.
Punctuality Enthusiasts Prints
Browse our collection of stylish prints for punctuality enthusiasts and brighten their walls with witty reminders of the importance of time.
Punctuality Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Check out our fun and witty t-shirts for punctuality lovers that help you wear your punctual pride on your sleeve.