Punctuality Buffs Mugs

"This is so annoying. Lance was supposed to meet me at 7 a.m. ... or was it 6?" The second robin of spring

Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"You're late."

'Time manager'

"How about fashionably never?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late!'

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Is that a new watch?"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Late for a date,,,

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"You're late."