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'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

A man late for his train

Wife finds husband asleep when they are late to go out

Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Time manager'

"How about fashionably never?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Is that a new watch?"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Late for a date,,,

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'