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'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

What most people don't know is that the 8th Deadly Sin is 'lateness'..."

Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Deadlines, Inc.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"You're late."

'Time manager'

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Help! Set me free!"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

Big Ben

"How about fashionably never?"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Is that a new watch?"

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Late for a date,,,

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"