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He was way ahead of his time. Well, not way ahead, only about 10 seconds.

"The time management consultant called. He'll be a little late."

"You're late."

'The only time he isn't late for work is when he's absent.'

The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"

'I see from your resume, that you have lost two jobs due to tardiness.'

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'You're late.'

"Your lecture on promptness seems to have worked - they were all out of here bang on five."

'Can Mr. Rabbit call you back? I'm afraid he's running late again.'

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

"We'll give session three a miss so that we can finish punctually."

'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"No wonder Hopkins is never late for work!"

'Late again, Hoskins.'

Justin Time

"Help! Set me free!"

Berated at the train station.

He was way ahead of his time. She never knew when to show up for work.

"Is that a new watch?"

'You're late for our meeting again'

'...but she hasn't been keeping your dinner hot for two hours!'

Matador late for bullfight.

"Tom's taking the time management course this morning. Unfortunately he's running about an hour late!"

Big Ben

"I know you won't mind but he likes to get to bed sharp on ten o'clock."

"Will you please come home late like other husbands?"

'I've got to run. See you in an hour.'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late!'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"For goodness sake, aren't there more important things in the world? I'm late crowing one day and it makes front page!"

'In our thirty twon years of marriage this is the first time Barney's been late for work.'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."