Punctuality Challeneged Gifts

Unreliably plumbers

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Time Clock

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"You're late."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Clock in, Clock out.

Internal Clocks.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

You're 22 hours early, Lance. I thought I was two hours late. Which do you prefer?

'Sorry I'm late!'

Late for a date,,,

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

"Is that a new watch?"

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"