Punctuality-challenged Person Gifts

You're 22 hours early, Lance. I thought I was two hours late. Which do you prefer?

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Help! Set me free!"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Big Ben

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

Late for a date,,,

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Is that a new watch?"

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'You're late for our meeting again'

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"