Punctuality Challeneged T-Shirts

Unreliably plumbers

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Time Clock

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Late for a date,,,

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Is that a new watch?"

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'Sorry I'm late!'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'You're late for our meeting again'