Punctuality Pontificator Gifts

"Your dinner's flushed away."

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

Deadlines, Inc.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Time Clock

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"You're late."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"How about fashionably never?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

Internal Clocks.

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'