Punctuality Pontificator Prints

"Your dinner's flushed away."

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Time Clock

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"You're late."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Sorry I'm late.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Time manager'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"How about fashionably never?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

Internal Clocks.

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"The white rabbit gets fired"

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.