Punctuality Performer Prints

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Time Clock

Deadlines, Inc.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"How about fashionably never?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

Internal Clocks.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Late for a date,,,

"Is that a new watch?"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"