Punctuality Humorist Prints

'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?'

'You're early.'

"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important - we're not putting labels on it right now!"

'Is something wrong, dear? -- You're on time for dinner!'

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Time Clock

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Time management office worker

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.

'Time manager'

"How about fashionably never?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Internal Clocks.

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"You're late."

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'The final straw was showing up late for his time management training.'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

You're late!

"The only time I have fun in bed is when he gets cramp."

Train Arrivals

'Tell the boss I'm leaving an hour early this afternoon, to make up for being an hour late this morning.'