Punctuality Humorist Gifts

'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?'

'You're early.'

"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important - we're not putting labels on it right now!"

'Is something wrong, dear? -- You're on time for dinner!'

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Time Clock

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Time management office worker

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Time manager'

"How about fashionably never?"

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Internal Clocks.

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"You're late."

'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'The final straw was showing up late for his time management training.'

Train Arrivals

"Of course, 'today seems to be dragging more than usual'. You came in on time, for once!"

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."