Punctuality Fan Prints

"You can set your clock by him...remind me to board up the windows by closing time."

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Deadlines, Inc.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"How about fashionably never?"

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Clock in, Clock out.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Internal Clocks.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'You're late for our meeting again'

Late for a date,,,

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."