Word Puzzle Fan Pillows

Man trying to get help with his crossword at a help desk

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Cat Burglar

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The Alpha Seltzer

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Sometimes Y Turn

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Praying mantis.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Streaming"

Business Promotion.

'You have a fauxbia.'

S**t Threw a Goose

"The etchings are in the library."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."