Parking Pun Enthusiast Pillows

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Cake Free Zone

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Spiritualist Society Parking

Parking validation

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

"It doesn't say anything about age."

Parking Lot Dare

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

Cheap Parking

Clamped Horse

'I'm afraid you've got a fat battery.'

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"Rad's shot. Looks like a drive-by."