Pedestrian Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'Zebra Crossing'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Wok. Don't Wok.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

'I get a lot of job offers..'

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

Lawyer Xing

Spiritualist Society Parking

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

"Offishial business, ma'am."

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

Rabbit spraying 'Hare Spray' on head.

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

"I'm Eggspecting."

"I have to twinkle"

'We're sending Barb's grandson a birthday card for his 11th. . . should we put eleven dollars in the card?'

Laughter at Zebra Crossing.

Jewdle

'Now, that's funny! You were right! This traffic sign REALLY means 'One Way Road'!'

"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"

'It says here that the Governor's phone call was just three minutes too late. But hey, they've given you a posthumous pardon.'

"There must be dogs in heaven. Haven't you heard of a St. Bernard?"

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

"My paw's getting tired. Is your paw getting tired?"

''What's the point of big chompers, we swallow everything whole!"

"All I'm saying is the ark would have been a lot more fun if we had brought dates."

"I'm not sad, just a little melon collie."

'Mom got our cells mixed up again.'

'Dolores, cancel Mr. Rubin's transplant surgery. He's had a change of heart about his change of heart.'