Zany Pedestrian Pillows

Man sees running figure escaping from crosswalk sign.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Push for Disco...

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Animal Band.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Lawyer Xing

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Time flies when you're having fun.

Luke Flywalker.

Hill walker

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

Laughter at Zebra Crossing.

A zebra and a lion taking a selfie

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

Kelly regretted not buying a dog.

"Going up...first floor...zebras antelopes and gnus second floor...young buffalo live shoppers and tourists..."

On Your Marks, Get Set, Walk!

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

'Zebra Crossing'