Pedestrian Humorist Pillows

Laughter at Zebra Crossing.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Honey I'm Home

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Clown Bike Rack

'Not only does he have a one-track mind...it's also narrow gauge.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Fare Evader

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'