Pedestrian Humorist Gifts

Laughter at Zebra Crossing.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Honey I'm Home

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'Not only does he have a one-track mind...it's also narrow gauge.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Clown Bike Rack

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Fare Evader

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

Move to Arizona.

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"He's come out of retirement!"