Parade Humorist Gifts

Trump's 4th July Parade

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

I'm sure it's fake.

The Drummer

The Dandy

Tattoos sagging with time

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

Magic Act

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Where Pleather Comes From

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.