Parade Humorist Mugs

Trump's 4th July Parade

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

The Drummer

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

Tattoos sagging with time

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

Magic Act

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue