Public Transit Humorist Gifts

"No, no! I just have resting perv face!"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"He always said commuting would kill him."

'Like a tree falling in an empty forest, he wondered if breaking wind whilst wearing headphones actually made a noise'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

The return of Miss Subways

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Honey I'm Home

Airbus

Lex Ave Express

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Fare Evader

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

GOAT PATH

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

The Privatization of the MTA.

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Replacement Bus Service

Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.'

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

'I love the leg room.'

Cops on Public Transport.

A car waits for Mr Wright.

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Lincoln Lane